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That being said, I'll be referencing reality shows to make the picks this week.
Packers over Browns... The Hills... what do the "cast" of The Hills and the "roster" of the Cleveland Browns have in common? The obvious answer is they are both terrible at their jobs and extremely unwatchable. The better answer is that certain members of each group would rather talk about others behind their back and explore a career in modeling and fashion. I'm looking at you Brady Quinn.
Chargers over Chiefs... Tool Academy... the winner of this game is still a tool, in that they are at least 3 games behind Denver and probably out of the playoff race.
Eagles over Redskins... Celebrity Fit Club... what happened to the Eagles last week? What happened to the Redskins last week? Seriously, was last week the bizzaro-NFL? These two teams need to get in shape... Andy Reid, too.
Giants over Cardinals... Rock of Love: Tour Bus... what's not to love about one of the longest road trips of the year. The winner is in first place in their respective divisions, but considering their divisions (like considering what the winner of Rock of Love gets: Brett Michaels), is that really winning??
Texans over 49ers... The Real World... Sure, the Niners are fighting for first place. Sure the Texans are still alive. But this is the real world, folks. The loser is probably done and the winner stays alive.
Colts over Rams... I Love Money... Picking the Colts is as easy as taking candy from a baby. Which, none of the contestants on this show would object to doing if it meant more exposure.
Steelers over Vikings... Extreme Makeover: Home Edition... if Favre gets anymore makeovers (as in team changes), he might become the first cyborg football player.
Patriots over Buccaneers... I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here (English Edition)... WHY DOES THE NFL INSIST ON PLAYING GAMES OUTSIDE OF THE U.S.???? Europeans (and everyone outside of North America) like soccer, rugby, and cricket much better. It's a ridiculous idea. Stop it. Just please stop.
Bills over Panthers... Survivor... the loser of this game probably loses any chance of making a desperate playoff run. The winner is still technically alive.
Jets over Raiders... The Amazing Race... it's a "race" for Mark Sanchez and Jamarcus Russell to see who can be the first to get a negative quarterback rating.
Bengals over Bears... America's Best Dance Crew... hey, Devin Hester, it's time to put up or shut up. The receiver formally known as Chad Johnson is challenging you to a touchdown celebration contest. Now the only question is will one of you actually score this week?
Falcons over Cowboys... The Bachelor... Yep, Tony Romo is single and looking for love. He's also looking for a chance to actually play like a quality NFL quarterback. This week will be a good opportunity to take notes from Matt Ryan, the REAL hunky quarterback.
Saints over Dolphins... The Cougar... that's what the Dolphins should call their Wildcat formation. It's getting old, but it's still sexy and interesting. And you never know what they'll do to score.
Last Week: 8-6
Season: 60-30
1 comment:
I must say . . . I don't like reality TV. It's just too real for me.
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