I Hate Thursday Night Games

Screw the NFL Network. Why do they even get to broadcast games when, like, 2% of America subscribes to the channel? It's insane. I'm working so hard now I was oblivious to the fact there was a key NFL game last night.

Oh well, I guess I need to do the picks on Thursdays now...

Week 10:
Ravens over Falcons... being entirely too honest, but I wasn't paying attention to Matt Ryan's home record.

Lions over Bills... they've come close 3 weeks in a row, but I'm still not breaking rank.

Bears over Vikings... so, Favre showed some of that magic that makes him so popular. So what? He's still 41 and limping around... and it was the Cardinals!

Jets over Browns... the Browns have showed promise, but then again, they've reeled us in like this before. Remember Derek Anderson?

Colts over Bengals... at least Donald Brown is back. Plus, the Bengals had a short week. What NFL genius gave the Bengals the Steelers and Colts in a six day span?

Titans over Dolphins... yes, I'm starting Randy Moss this week, only because my 2-7 fantasy team has nothing else to lose. Expect other Titans receivers to burn Miami.

Buccaneers over Panthers... who would have thought two years ago that Josh Freeman would be a more successful NFL quarterback than Jimmy Clausen?

Texans over Jaguars... somebody in the AFC South has to step it up. It'll be ridiculous if the Colts win the division at 9-7.

Chiefs over Broncos... victims of a wacky officiating game last week, look for the Chiefs to pick up where they left off in Denver last year. Yes, remember the terrible Chiefs last year put 44 on the Broncos when they were fighting for a playoff spot.

Giants over Cowboys... my Eliminator pick of the week... don't screw this up Eli.

Cardinals over Seahawks... I couldn't tell you anything about either team.

Rams over 49ers... the more interesting NFC West pillow fight. I'm starting to like the Rams defensive unit, and Bradford hasn't died yet.

Steelers over Patriots... showcase of the AFC Championship?? Nope, they'll meet in round two.

Eagles over Redskins... will someone please tell these teams that the Giants are on the verge of running away with the division so they can get their act together.

Last Week: 7-9
This Week: 0-1
Season: 72-59